things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
WHAT IS GOING ON
have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love
I feel like EDI and Promethean!Cortana would get along swimmingly
Cortana would talk about all the things she could do now that she had a corporeal body and EDI would compare notes and they’d share battle stories and Cortana would talk about That One Time Chief Did The Thing and it’d just be fun
joker and chief tho
now you have to draw Cortana carrying Chief bridal style
if this isnt how the arrive on the Infinity then I lose all hope
An Au where Shepard pushes Thane away from Kai Lang.
Shepard is still stabbed but they recover and Thane is alive and happy instead of getting a poorly written kill off
- I want this story to be written
- I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
- I don’t want to write this story
i lost it at “me dammit”
I feel like all the dogs are like ‘I WANNA SNIFF IT’
I almost died at this one
My outlook on life has gotten a lot better since I realised that other girls are friends, not enemies. We aren’t in competition with one another, whether it’s for jobs, being more attractive, or finding men. Embrace your fellow females, and support them as we all try to figure this ‘life’ thing out.
^^ HELLZ YEAH
if you wanna take the mbti test, i recommend this one bc its worded very simply
also a tip: answer based on what you naturally wanna do or what you naturally prefer, dont answer based on what youre forced to do